this text made me cackle last night.
this is a summary of Supernatural from someone who is four episodes in:

Like, OMG! this one episode, Dean was all "hey sexy lady" and lady was all "ahh monster!" and Sam shot it and monster was all "oh noes! i are ded!"
The End.
:D

it was literally the best thing ever.
because of the truthiness.

ALSO.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ( Read more... )

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TO THE ALEX DAY TO MY MICHAEL ARANDA.

TO ONE WHO NEVER FORGETS TO BE AWESOME.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOVELY intrenches !

:DDDDDDDDDD
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY courts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"the back o' yo head is re-dic-uh-lous."

"you did it because you're a whore; you forgot cause you're stupid."

i still really want Shaniqua the ghetto gps girl.
i think you should make that happen.

you will always be my favorite person to discuss ryan/dave with.
really ryan anything with. XD

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EXTREME BIRTHDAY POST.
because i missed them on your actual birthdays.
I'M SO SORRY.

first - park_ave_pirate : love, i hope your day with filled with vodka and good baseball talk. I HOPE YOU GOT PICTURES FROM YOUR BAR CRAWL. :D

second - elenauial : i hope your day was filled with Sherlock Holmes and Lady Gaga. XD

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RANDOM POST IS RANDOM. BE WARNED.

- something that made me think thinky thoughts.
emily and i were talking i said something about "our children" meaning our respective children.
but she said that i made it sound like ~our children, like me and her.
and i was like, "i don't see why we can't have kids. just because we're not in a committed sexual ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH (ch_ch_chinatown )!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
i hope it was phenomenally awesome.
BECAUSE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN.
:DDDDDDDDD

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and some house keeping:
Tupac at McDonalds - Matt's Dad's Basement
for celtic_fish 's hubby.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY circlesanthem!!!!

ps. i don't think you look or smell like a monkey.

it's time for THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF DESI.

( Let's play the free association game. )

so i went to the store today and can i just say this is the scariest fucking icicle i've ever seen in my life?


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